"There is a god, and he hates you."
"mother of mary don't make me bitch slap the internet."
"I am an imbecile and we are all going to die."
"I'm not gonna be dumb about it, becomes a poet."
"you looked like you wanted to slap me." "I did."
"You're gonna be tired tomorrow." "I'm always tried."
"please die."
"It is fine, I have made my choices, I have none to blame but myself."
"I tried to cool off my sandwich by blowing on it... "
"10/10, will smoke crack and do that again."
"I'm sorry, when did you become a furry supremacist."
"Why must thou forsake us god." "I feel like it's your fault."
"I'm not sober enough for this."
"That's nothing, you should see what read I on the FBI's web page on the darkweb"
"Your existance is inferior to my humor."
"What do you say to comfort a guy looking for a werewolf... There there." "God why are we related."
"What are you doing? why do you exist?"
"crew goes out last."
"NO! you're gay now you're not coming out!"
"Why is my skin peeling off?"
"Don't ask questions the directors didn't."
"I may not be smart... "
"Who would have thought, I have agency over my own action. the more you know."
"Instead of heartbreak kid, I'm just heartbreak."
"I know this is trauma humour! I may be laughing but I'm crying inside!"
"Wow that was good, man, I can't believe you're funny."
"no wonder, even your sleep schedule hates you."
"I'm gonna laugh at you, from hell."
"Why don't you die in a fire." "I would, but god cursed me with immortality."
"You maketh no sense, there is no peace in the universe."
"Why must I suffer lord, for Hatsune Miku."
""This is my favorite spot, if I don't have this spot I'd die." "you said that about that other spot."
"I wanted to do something with my life, then I become a poet."
"It's not a liminal space, it's a white scrap on a wall!"
"This isn't a #quirkygirl moment, this is a #25tolife moment."
"There's a very gay demon out there somewhere."
"It's not our fault he died, stop crying."
"You're one year closer to death." "Yay."
"Are we both fucking acustic?"
"Screw it, why don't we have fun for a change." "That's scary, usually stuff just gets worse after there good."
"Why the hell are you satanicly possessed?"
"Protein. good."
"Yeah it's nice. Like an indoor fire hazard."
"Bunnys look nicer with their skin on." "yeah, so do women."
"That cop was not there, you just spawned him out of thin air satan."
"Fuck, I'm good at this game... No wonder I'm still single."
"poor bastards. trying to catch me. they don't know that I'm so good at running from my problems."
"Your mother never loved you! oh wait, no... that’s me"
"Just because you have a hot voice, doesn't mean I agree with you."
"Jesus Christ!" "not much he can do for you at this point."
"I can get away with anything... except live a reasonable life."
"I'm so tired." "What you just said was so undeniably basic that all i can think of in response is a twitter response... so lol"
"I would recommend you a speech therapist but even they would abandon you" "add it to the list of other things that abandoned me"
"Even heaven despises us."
"I would show you pity, if I wasn't also depressed"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, a bakadere."
"have you ever consider-" "suicide." "therapy... I was going to say therapy"
"ah, fuck. that’s falling apart. just like my life."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, a traumatised women"
"I don't sware nearly as much as I think I do." "bullshit" "what the fuck do you mean?"
"it's funny how we're so different... like I like boys-"
"I'm holding myself at gun point... I am my own hostage."
"You know we don't even need alcohol after a certain time at night" "It's 8:35"
"I don't know what monastic tomfoolery has cursed my program... but nothing is working."
"I feel like I should have a chip on shoulder, but my self esteem is getting in the way."
"Yeah the bandana's fine, it gives you a 'timmy fell down the well' look" "wait... the dog or the boy?"
“Retail therapy is a thing... and I'm a victim.”
“things your parents say that makes them sound likes serial killers.”
“You sound like you're gonna sell me the Catholic book on Mormonism.”
“I've been seeing other bots.”
“Right now I'm trying to figure out what mental health is.”
"that was a dog... i hope" "that was satan"
“this is why I don't like AI. It's a soulless imitation if the worst of mankind.” (the AI didn't let me upload an image)
“I'm bored, make me less bored.”
"Do guys have an equivalent for the 'I can fix him' girls?" "yeah. me."
“the fate of traumatised children. justifying unhealthy coping mechanisms”
“crippled by a god”
“Is there any meaning to this thing we call living”
“I mean what’s the worse that happens?” “anarchy”
“I can type gibberish. Bow before me mortal for I type the tongue of the gods”
“You made me use an &, you bitch.”
“this is desperate measure though... I mean, I literally got assaulted by an alarm.”
“For an autistic little shit, you did good.”
“Always look on the bright side. Life is depressing enough as it is”
"what kind of business do you want to run?" "a successful one."
“I think Catholicism is very dangerous for Autistic people.”
“For all intents and purposes, you're a figment of my imagination” “can you like... unimagined me please.”
“Like biblically accurate angel... but knife”
“dies... rude”
"Bold of you to assume I know what the fuck I'm doing."
"Remember, don't molest the bears. They're government property."
"You're trama is showing.