Hey, so Bloodborne:

I've been playing way more bloodbourne. So, note this entire post is just... Spoilors all the way down. Just DNI if you want no spoilors!

Okay. Are we good? No one getting unneeded spoilors? Alright, let's go.

Where are we now?:

Wait, wait. Let's focus on some build up first. Namely I found a clinic. It had a wired lady that threatened me the second I walked into her office and than tried to murder me. She succeed like eight, maybe eleven, times but I got her in the end. And found a fancy invite to a castle apparently inviting me (Well, Sarah Carter my character) to Cainhurst Castle.

So, than, she wandered around until I found a whole seperate area from the catherdrial I somehow walked past everytime until recently. Lovely. It eventually lead to a forest with these old ladies who where trying to kill me.

Well... Look, why is everyone trying to kill Sarah Carter? She's just trying to hunt monsters. She's chill. Come on, guys. Sarah Carter would... she would hurt a fly. I mean... Maybe if the fly was a monster fly she would. But so far Sarah Carter has tried to help everyone she encountered.

Anyways, she got past those maniacs and somehow wandered into a boss fight. And I mean, somehow as I was just avoiding a fight with hunting dogs, so I ran into a building to funnel them before realising that this was clearly a boss areana.

Than, I encountered a witch who was being a squirelly bastard and summoning enemies to attack me. At least until I iced her and her buddy who was also hiding there and trying to ambush me. I died once before figuring it out.

Riding on that high she wandered outside and imediately died to hunting dogs. Uh... I mean, she easily cheesed the hunting dogs before getting picked up by a creepy unmanned carriage pulled by rotting horses. Of course, Sarah Carter asked no questions and just hopped in. Because... Fuck, if I know. She's just like that, I guess.

So, she got to Cainhurst Castle and wandered around a bit before deciding to double back and kill the Dark Beast Parnal. I did cheese the boss in my opinion by using a summon. I'm not entirely proud of that win.

She also found a very scared nun who liked the church clothing I was wearing and invited her to our little hide out in Oedon Chapel. She also offered me her blood, which is something the other nice lady I invited over did as well and... L-ladies, ladies, please... Sarah doesn't want your blood. Leave it in your vains. Sarah Carter has enough blood for now. If she needs she'd ask. You could instead, I don't know... Just say thanks. Leave it at that.

She than wandered back into Old Yharnam before rushing back over to Cainhurst Castle. I than found a lot of sweet outfits. Including, a dress, a knights outfit which is my now favourite and exicutioners gear. She also found a rapier. Eventually she got so lost I walked into a boss fight and decied to use the Bold Hunter Mark and run like a little coward. Hey, she had around 50 000 blood echoes. I wasn't loosing all of that.

After specing into endurance and bloodtinge so that I could use the rapier before imediately deciding that it was not my style. I than wandered back to the Forbidden Forest and used a summon to ice the Shadows of Yharnam. In my defense, if the boss can be three people why can't I use some insight to have a pal pad out the numbers?

And uh... Look, I got really distracted and long story short wandered into the Rom the Vacious Spider fight. I am proud to say, I killed him, myself. Look, Rom was a spamming bastard and he keep summoning more spiders and tried to rely on magic like a coward. Plus, I find spiders very creepy.

Either way. I think I fucked up because the moon turned to blood, I saw a lady in white who was with child and than everything went red. Sarah woke up in a new place and well... It turns out, she may have entered a place called the Unseen Village and may have encountered literal eldrich entities. But, if it bleeds, I'm pretty sure Sarah can kill it.

Of topic, but:

I love Sarah Carter. Funnily enough, she was not my best designed character. I messed up and just gave up half-way through designing everything because I wanted to play, but she is such a badass. Not only does Sarah Carter have a style over function dress style, she also comes with a glass cannon build.

The only things I've upgraded was some vitiality, endurance, bloodtinge and acane. Mostly to get beast roar and to try to use the rapier. But, as classy as the rapier is, it moves too slow for my playstyle. So, I'm still maining Blades of Mercy and the Threaded Cane.

Sarah Carter is also named Sarah Carter because I asked my brother for a name after I suggested Sarah Connor and he just mummbled back Carter and thus she was named.

I also gave her red hair in a slick ponytail and a monocle. She's a posh lass who is going to look absolutely style while she downs monsters. Also, it was funny to make her so posh when I choose the Rough Childhood class. So, my head cannon is that she was a noble with a shit family but she ended up enjoying big game hunting enough to travel to Yharnam to hunt the best big game, monsters.

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